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Kumpulan Lawak Batak

Pandita maniroi ruasna sada ina partigatiga lampet.

Padita  : Repot nai hamu inang didia angka anakta huroha ?

Inang :   Behama Amang ai karejobe do sude halaki.

Pandita : Bah mauliatema,basado Tuhani diangka ina namabalu, angkupni didia karejobe anak tai…?

Inang :  Naumbalga di Kejaksaan, sipaidua di Kepolisian, siPaitolu di Pemda…

Pandita : Bah mauliate di Tuhan, angka ahama jabatan ni anaktaon??

Inang :  Sarupa do Amang tolunsa rap manjual lampet

Pandita : Mulak ma jo au molo buti Inang.

 

Percakapan antara Siamong Dohot Sipintor, pada saat itu adalah penerimaan raport Sipintor.

Siamong : Pintor, Dang na sonari tahe manjalo rapot hamu?

Sipintor : Sonari Among,

Siamong:  Ai Boasa dang lao dope ho haroa?

Sipintor : On naeng lao nama Among.

Siamong: (Dengan tegas) Lao ma na, unang paleleng-lelang , Molo adong nilai rapot mu merah, Sotung di Jou ho au Among mu dah

Sipintor : ( Dengan suara lemas) Olo Among.

Setelah sampai di sekolah Sipintor menerima rapot, dan dia melihat mata pelajaran B.Ingriss  merah. Mate ma au adong muse nilai merah

(Sipintor mulai Kebingungan)

Sesampainya di rumah dia, Siamong langsung bertanya ke Sipintor.

Siamong : Ai boa nilai rapot mu pintor?

Sipintor : (Mulai cemas, dang bingung, dia mau manggil apa sama Siamong, karena dia dapat nilai merah),  TEKKU MA I LAE HANCUR DO SUDE

Siamong : Ai aha do inna Baba ni amam.

Sipintor Langsung lari entah kemana aja dia.

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